thats not exactly eye candy

I don't know what happened but in the three years or so of my estate's existence it seems to have somehow acquired the worst possible demographic balance ever. You see the thing about being a young hot blooded heterosexual male living in a condominium is the swimming pool, and its reputation of being a great place to go oggle young hot bikini clad babes happily sun tanning by or frolicking in the water. And the best part? They all live in the same estate as you do!! Bliss!

Now thats all fine and dandy except my estate seems to have a sore lack of young hot bikini clad babes and a serious overpopulation of middle aged tubby women. The fact that they happen to be bikini clad and oblivious doesn't help in the least either.

And then there's the grannys.

You've got to walk right by the edge of the swimming pool to get to my block so imagine what its like to come home after a tough day in school, head aching and sleepy......and then it happens. Granny gets out of the pool and hobbles out in front. ARHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Wet lycra clad Granny Ass!!!!!!!!! And you can't even close your eyes or you'll likely be worrying about wet underwear clad your-own ass.

Thank God I've never had to experience the horror of those granny water-robics sessions.