damnnnnnnn blardi cute

Well my second session of "on-the-job-training" (read: you'll work and we won't pay you! muahahaha!) as an usher and the event turned out to be some primary school musical! I could barely keep from laughing out loud as all these little kids pranced around on stage in fairytale costumes and sang cutesy pie songs! Everything was just so.....erm....cute? The fairytale names, the frilly costumes and overdone makeup, the pri 1 little boy trying to pull a mariah carey and not being all that successful and of course the super ultra cheesy plot that could only be pulled off by a bunch of 7 year olds. Cinderella, Sleeping Betty, Ruby the Red Riding Hood and Goofy the big bad wolf's son go save FairyGodmother and Fairyland! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! As one of the other ushers put it

"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

And as if to remind everyone that this was in fact a government school production there had to be the standard multi-racial song and dance sequence. So we have the male lead and a fairy singing and dancing about how wonderful it is that there are Malays, Indians and Chinese all living happily together....in Fairyland. And when they started rattling off names of dishes in the song I had to put a hand to my chin to keep my jaw from dropping. Eh we Singaporeans really one kind..

Laksa, chee cheong fan, roti prata, satay, orh luat, fried rice, hor fun, hokkien mee, char kway teow......