plague

We're so friggin worried about the bird flu, Singaporeans don't even realise we have an ongoing epidemic right here on our little red dot. Probably originated here as well and its gone and infected just about the whole darned population.

Pickupyourgoddamnedphoneyoutwititis.

Delibilitating disease that seems to affect the central nervous system. Plays around with all the cogs and screws in one's head and renders the sufferer:

1) Completely deaf to his/her handphone ringtone
2) Utterly insensitive to anything that remotely resembles a vibrating handphone
3) Prone to turning their phones to silent mode and dumping it in their bags


Doctors are now prescribing medicine. Unfortunately, most of the sufferers cannot be reached.

Bitch