i want to complain

There must be a conspiracy going on among pineapple tart makers. They've launched a scheme to use less dough and still make us pay the same amount for their wares. Take a good look at al the pineapple tarts around you and you'll notice something. THEY ALL DON"T HAVE TOPPINGS!!!!!
You know what I'm talking about. There's the tart biscuit base. Then there's sticky gooey yummy pineapple jam. And then there's the itty bitty little star/flower/heart/dragon/Hello Kitty toppings on top of the jam! Where are those toppings!?!?!? They were still there last new year. Bloody hell. This ruins my time treasured pineapple tart eating procedure. Strictly adhered to.

1. Carefully nibble off rim of biscuit base.
2. SLOWLY PICK OFF THE LITTLE TOPPINGS!
3. Seperate the base from the yummy jam and pop it into mouth.

best part.

4. Slowly, lovingly, bite by bite savour the sticky icky gooey chewy yummy pineapple jam.
5. Recoil in ecstasy......

Ugh. First it was those stupid covered up pineapple tarts with the jam all hidden inside the friggin pastry. And now they come up with this.

Next time pineapple tarts no pineapple.