contacted!!!

Settled on the toilet today to find the newspapers full of reports bout the big emergency exercise yesterday and I happened to chance upon a few pictures of the so called 'casualties' of attack. It took me a little while to realise that aside from them all wearing the same damn thing (white t shirt and black pants) they all had one big thing in common. They were all frikkin recruits! Free labour from the SAF! Botak head, sian diao eyes. Their expressions gave away what they were probably saying to each other.

'NBCB, wake up so frikkin early come play casualty. Later still got to go outfield. Cham la.'

'Aiyar at least we no need casevac la. How you know maybe tonight can book out.'

'Book your lan ah. Later confirm got sai gang one. All the body parts you think move themself one ah. Then later somebody complain tonight hong gan liao.'

'Oh yar hor. NB'

'CCB. Stupid SAF'

'ORD lo.'