America is....

A place where they make the most awesome huge lovely chocolatey oatmealy raisiny yummy delicious ooohhh la la cookiesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A place where what they consider junk food to be your wholesome nutritious everyday meal. Its also the place where 70% of all its citizen's are obese. Go figure.

A place where you can prance around and act like an escapee from a mental hospital and people will laugh, pay you big money, put you on tv and make you a superstar.

A place where blacks and whites seem to feel more at ease with us Asians than with each other even though all of American history has revolved around the two.

A place where they let preachers give sermons on tv and then screen Girls Gone Wild commercials in between.

A place where they screen GUYS Gone Wild commercials in between the Girls Gone Wild ones.

A place where people think Singapore is a place in China or Thailand and are pretty amazed that we can speak English.

A place where there are people who believe that Asians are supposed to have better hand eye coordination and can do king fu jumps all over the place.

A place where we can go drink beer and head bang to Foo Fighters in somebody’s dorm room.

A place where you can start singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the open and a whole bunch of people will join in.

A place where you can invite white chicks over for dinner and then scare the hell out of them when you whip up chicken rendang.

A place where people are mostly pretty nice and great fun…but totally clueless.

I guess I’m starting to miss home a little.