welcome to cedar point!!

Oh man if everyday were like today I’m just praying some truck will come and run me over and send me straight to heaven. Today was just soooooooooooooooooo friggin cold. There are like zero insects flying around in the States and now I know why. Because they’re all frozen stone cold dead that’s why. Work really wasn’t all that great because it was just freezing and by the end of the day I just couldn’t feel my legs. Had trouble just climbing out of that games stall. So that was the physical suffering. And then there was the emotional suffering, if you could call it that. Today I learnt that the whole American amusement park business really isn’t all fun and games. There’s a helluva lot of cruelty and ruthlessness in there too. Whether or not that’s a good thing I’ll leave it up to you. I got assigned to this game that I still believe is just about impossible for someone to do unless you’ve had like years of practice. Or choruses of angels dancing figure 8s around you. Initially watching these people throw their money away at the stall didn’t bother me all that much, but eventually it really did. Some of these people just wouldn’t give up. There was this young girl, I think maybe 15 years old, who just wouldn’t stop coming back to play! She must’ve played like 30 times!! And that’s like 60 dollars on some nonsense that I can’t even do myself!! And at the end of it all she just looked so darned dejected I just wanted to give her the prize for effort but if I did that I’d get myself fired. This dad too came and wanted to win one of the prizes – which in my opinion is a big ugly monkey- for his two daughters. They wanted it so bad and her tried soooooooooo hard. He just kept throwing money down and trying it over and over. I think he put down over 50 dollars on that stupid game and he won nothing!!! He was almost begging me to help him out but all I could do was stand and watch!!! And the looks on his daughters’ faces….. I just felt like the biggest monster in the world. I could’ve kicked Adolf Hitler’s ass any day. What’s more my supervisor brought me over after that and said that I shouldn’t have focused so much attention on him and gone out to try and get even more fools to spend money. If this is what games is going to be like all the way, I don’t know how I’m going to live with myself.

On another note, I could’ve never have imagined just how many hot babes there would be in the park!! Oh my goodness!! No wonder American guys are like so friggin horny. Haha. I think I must’ve seen like 50 gorgeous girls today all over the park. But then again I think I saw a helluva lot more overweight ones. American girls: when they’re pretty, they’re gorgeous, but when they’re not….well ok lets not go there. If not some people are gonna call me a closet meanie again.

Ah well that’s it for today. Gotta go to bed or I’m not gonna be able to get up for work tomorrow.