boom

My parents are having the study room renovated so there's been a steady flow of workers and contracter's these few days. The look on the contracter's face when he saw my lab rat get up today was classic.

"Oh..er....are you...um....sick?"

"I'm going to blow your infidel backside from here to the monstrosity that spawned you. You and all your hum sup brethren! Allahu Akbar!!!"

"Err ok thats nice.."