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Yesterday I learnt that doing something stupid and utterly useless is looked upon with more favour than not doing anything at all. Get this. there is ONE customer in the entire restaurant. Ok, two. But they're two gay guys happily sipping their drinks and discussing gay stuff at ONE table. So the bunch of us staff have basically nothing to do. So to appease the manager and soothe his eyes, all of us have to go wipe already clean tables, and even better, try to dry the railings, which were currently being rained on.

Ah the beauty of the human mind.