april fool landmark day

.Well well the day has come and gone. My first day as an EMPLOYEE. Not s conscript. Not a slave. Not a goddamned Bangala. Frankly waitering isn't half bad. The atmosphere in the restarant is actually quite nice and the other staff are generally friendly and don't mind helping dear. blur old me. Oh yeah, I'm the frikkin oldest among all of them. One of the very few who're actually above 20. But they say I look 17. Not sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Wahahah! 17! So I should go look for all those 17, 18 year old girls to go sian. Bloody hell. When I was Sec 4, they were Pri 6.
Anyway, I was fuckin blur today. Cock up dunno how many times. Take order wrong. Write the wrong stuff. Customers read something off the menu and I just barely resist a completely blank look from appearing on my face. Dammit, why they have such funny names for the dishes?

Oh well, at least I look pretty sharp in the uniform if I say so myself.

Some zha bo approached me and the guy teaching me how to set the tables and said that she thought we could be models. RIGHT. And my name is Lee Kwan Yew.....