well what have we here?

i hate hendon. fucking hate it. god i've never wanted to ord so badly till now. well if anyone's interested in what some army guy did with a few days in camp, here goes. spent the past few days doing airborne module 2 training. for the non airborne or commando trained, that essentially means learning to do what all those guys in band of brothers did over normandy. Jump out of planes with a full combat load of stuff. weapon, equipment blah blah blah. if only airborne was as glamourous as they portrayed it. well except for the burning planes and dead paratroopers that is. one thousand, two thousand, three thousand, check! togggles, front! over right, over left. under left, under right, in between. Good para position. anybody wanna ge xiao and say you're airborne trained just repeat those lines and you'll convince most idiots.

i'm talking shit