some people just need to shut up

Phantom of the opera would be great if everybody just stopped singing and talked like normal people. And Christine stopped being a dumb blonde. God's sake she doesn't even know the guys name and she wants to elope with the phantom guy. And the phantom guys a bloody paedophile. I mean she's a little girl when he was already a grown man, and he waits for her to grow up so he can get laid? How jackassed is that?

Phantom of the Opera lovers suck shit.