me no speaka da eengleesh

Gabe and I have been asking to be put into a miked up game for a while now so we can have more fun pestering guests and not have to shout ourselves hoarse. So I told my team leader about it and he was really really enthusiastic about it, almost jumping at the chance to get me on a mike. But somehow he kept meeting resistance all the way from the area supervisors to the managers till he went up to the big boss of games, where he finally got an asnwer why.

"I'm not putting any foreign people on miked games."

"But Isaac and Gabe speak English really well..."

"But they still have accents so no."

Accent!?!?!?!?!?! ACCENT!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? SMLJ!!!!

I think I'm gonna start showing him what an ACCENT really is.

"Hoi uncle come play my game le!! NBCB you bloody come here la. You don't play father mother die sister kena raped by dog. What? Kua simi kua? Bo tai ji bo tai ji come stare me. I call my brudder brudder you hong gan liao!!"