Wednesday, November 02, 2005

10 Reasons Why An iPod is Better Than A Girl

1. iPods don't mind if you check out other iPods. Don't mind if you play around with em too.

2. iPods don't bring you home to meet the parents.

3. iPods don't get drunk in clubs, puke all over your clothes and have hangovers the next morning.

4. iPods like whatever music you like.

5. iPods don't mind if you fall asleep while they're talking.

6. iPods are ok if you ignore them for a bit.

7. iPods don't talk incessantly about their exs and all the lovely moments they had.

8. iPods never get fat. Or fatter.

9. iPods don't mind you sticking things in them whenever you like it.

10. iPods don't mind if You get fat. Or fatter.

7 Comments:

Blogger michelle said...

Isaac, no. 9 sounds really dodgy... can you please rephrase that.. or change it altogether? it's quite a change since the post about ur waffles..

2:23 PM  
Blogger michelle said...

hee.. just thought you know..

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha it means my iPod doesn't mind if i stick the earphone jack or the speaker jack into its receptacle.
I'm just being cheeky la. haha!

2:54 PM  
Blogger michelle said...

obviously that what i hope you meant.. but you know.. there's the intention to write it in this way.. heh.. oh well.. in a way yah lah it spices things up..
just be careful.. dowan to kena jailed for writing too provocative things and on the other hand defending ur faith..

8:24 AM  
Blogger Leanne said...

HAHAHA but seriously, can you picture watching a film with your iPod, or going to a nice restaurant with your iPod, or spending a whole day runnign around the city and finding little laneways that you never knew existed.. with just your iPod?

p/s. eddie let's order the salmon. yum yum.

6:29 PM  
Blogger derelyn said...

you're not v.nice isaac, but your nano is. it's a nano isn't it? be careful with it, heard the screen isn't v.hardy

2:15 AM  
Blogger isaac! said...

Actually Leanne, its an ipod video, so technically I can watch a film with it. And I won't even have to share the popcorn...mmm....honey....

6:55 PM  

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