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We ought to come up with some laws to deal with all these Singaporean bad public transport habits.
1) Get on the bus straight after exercise without bothering to shower, wash up, change clothes or at least put some bloody deoderant on - Fine all your money(FAYM) and mandatory shower in hot old engine oil.
2)Hollering at the top of your voice to talk to the person right next to you - FAYM and stomping of your face into the ground; additional pouring of concentrated sulphuric acid down throat for repeat offenders and hokkien speakers.
3)Rush to force your way into the train and block people from exiting - FAYM and mandatory strapping of your naked body to the underside of the train for a minimum of 60km; additional beating into a pulp for repeat offenders.
4)Refuse to move towards the back of the bus or centre of train carraige to make room for people to enter - FAYM and mandatory leashing of offender to back of transport in question and dragging for a minimum of 20km or decapitation, whichever occurs first. Repeat offenders shall have an additional coating in fried chicken grease and thrown into a pit of ravenous chiwawas.
Of course some might consider these measures a little drastic, but hey you and I both know Singaporeans only respond to pain. And I'll bet everybody'll be having a much nicer time on the bus home.
1) Get on the bus straight after exercise without bothering to shower, wash up, change clothes or at least put some bloody deoderant on - Fine all your money(FAYM) and mandatory shower in hot old engine oil.
2)Hollering at the top of your voice to talk to the person right next to you - FAYM and stomping of your face into the ground; additional pouring of concentrated sulphuric acid down throat for repeat offenders and hokkien speakers.
3)Rush to force your way into the train and block people from exiting - FAYM and mandatory strapping of your naked body to the underside of the train for a minimum of 60km; additional beating into a pulp for repeat offenders.
4)Refuse to move towards the back of the bus or centre of train carraige to make room for people to enter - FAYM and mandatory leashing of offender to back of transport in question and dragging for a minimum of 20km or decapitation, whichever occurs first. Repeat offenders shall have an additional coating in fried chicken grease and thrown into a pit of ravenous chiwawas.
Of course some might consider these measures a little drastic, but hey you and I both know Singaporeans only respond to pain. And I'll bet everybody'll be having a much nicer time on the bus home.
posted by isaac! at 8:47 PM
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